New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

🌈 Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft SMP Ever (TM)! 🌈

😂 Yo, you ever been cheated on in Minecraft? Well this SMP is like a giant red flag, but one of those cool, colorful ones, you know? Like, if red flags could throw parties with cake and fireworks—not the sad red flags. Here’s why you NEED to join this crazy server plz.

1️⃣ The Great Enderman Betrayal of 2023 🚨 – Legend has it, this server spawned an Enderman who promised to do your taxes in exchange for your enchanted sword. But plot twist: he just took all your diamonds and left you with a broken pickaxe! Don’t worry, though, he claimed he was “just helping” and sent you an unsolicited meme. 😂 JOIN US and learn the art of dealing with backstabbing pixelated friends!

2️⃣ House of Horrifying Relationships 💔 – Every week, our village holds a “Couples Therapy Night” with zombies and skeletons! They just sit around in creepy circles discussing their exes, and you can join and throw rotten flesh at them! It’s VERY therapeutic. Just look out for the Creepy Couples edition where the witches might trade your lily pads for your deepest secrets. 😱

3️⃣ Frog Olympics 🐸 – Totally random, but hear me out! Every Friday, we host the Frog Olympics where you throw your frogs to see who can land in the lava pool. No one knows why we do this, and it just turns into a giant leap-frog of disaster (pun intended). It’s literally the event of the century and the frogs are way more loyal than most exes!

4️⃣ End Portal Drama 🌌 – One time, we tried to open the End Portal, and instead of the Ender Dragon, we summoned a pack of angry cats that wouldn’t stop hissing! It’s the perfect metaphor for toxic relationships: one minute you think you’re going on a grand adventure, the next—cats. Just fur everywhere. 🙀

5️⃣ Meme Economy 2.0 💸 – Everyone on the server trades memes like they’re diamonds! If you can meme hard enough, you might get a secret deal on potato blocks! Join now and discover the true power of becoming the Meme Lord, which, according to our official Elder Villager, can also save you from heartbreak. 🤷‍♂️

6️⃣ The Curse of the Forgotten Pickaxe ⚒️ – Legends say there’s a pickaxe in the server that was abandoned by the player who got cheated on by their Minecraft girlfriend! It’s haunted, but it gives you speed for 7 seconds if you whisper a cheesy pickup line to it. The risks? You might just end up falling in love with a glowing piece of iron ore instead. 🤣

Join this epic disaster where every block is a new emotional crisis! Bring your deepest Minecraft secrets, and let’s build something not just beautiful but COMPLETELY WHACK. Be the hero of your own poorly written romance novel with creepers as your sidekicks! What do you have to lose, besides your sanity? Come LOL with the best of ’em!

🐲🤪 So, seriously, join us now, or your grandma will get yeeted into the Nether! 💥

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Just Enough Mods SMP {NeoForge} 18+

    Just Enough Mods SMP {NeoForge} 18+

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Our Modded SMP!

    We are a fresh modded SMP, just a few days old, and we need cool peeps to join us!

    Server Info:

      • Mod Type: Just Enough Mods
      • Version: 1.21.1
      • Server Type: Whitelist
      • Age Limit: 18+

    What’s in the Pack?

    This pack is made to boost the vanilla feel and add fun stuff for multiplayer. Key mods include:

      • Create
      • Iron’s
      • Occultism
      • Farmer’s Delight

    Your Input Matters!

    Got ideas? We want to hear them! Changes are welcome as long as they fit the vibe.

    How to Join?

    If you’re keen, hit us up here or on Discord with a quick intro. We’d love to have you!

    Note:

    This is an 18+ server. No Mekanisms, Ars, or Way stones will be added.

    Cheers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JailBreakMC Fun Zone PvP Grind

    JailBreakMC Fun Zone PvP Grind

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to JailBreakMC

    🔗 IP: play.jailbreakmc.games Version: 1.19.4


    JailBreakMC is the best prison server out there. It’s not just about mining; it’s about the grind! Whether you want to get free, craft cool tools, or fight in PvP, this is the place.

    What Makes Us Special?

      • 🔨 Custom Enchants Make your gear strong with smart enchants. No easy mode here! You gotta think and plan.

      • ⛏️ Rewarding Progression Climb the ranks, mine rare blocks, and get better tools. Your time is gold here!

      • 🪙 Balanced Economy Mine or trade, it’s up to you! No pay-to-win tricks, just skill and hard work.

      • ⚔️ PvP Ready Fight in the yard or challenge others. Loot drops happen all day for big rewards!

      • 🎉 Community Events Join drop parties and races for prizes. We keep it fun with minigames every Saturday!

      • 👥 Active Community We’re friendly and close-knit. Whether you’re chill or competitive, you’ll fit right in!

    Join our Discord: Discord Link Visit our Store: Server Site

    Come and be part of the fun at JailBreakMC!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nisse SMP [Semi-Vanilla] {Whitelisted}

    Nisse SMP [Semi-Vanilla] {Whitelisted}

    New Minecraft Servers

    ### Nisse SMP [Semi-Vanilla] {Whitelisted}

    Tired of big servers with land claims and hard commands? Miss the good old days of trust and fun?

    Welcome to NisseSMP! A fresh, whitelisted SMP where pals and fair play come first.

    ### Why Join Us?

    🌎 A Fresh World: A brand new map just launched this Saturday! 19/7

    🤝 True Trust-Based Survival: No land-claiming plugins. Your rep matters here.

    💰 100% Player-Driven Economy: No admin shops or pay-to-win. Trade in our cool shopping spot!

    ✨ Vanilla-Plus Gameplay: We keep it simple with quality-of-life plugins. No big changes!

    👥 A Curated Community: Our whitelist keeps it friendly and mature.

    Looking for a long-term home? Build, trade, and work with like-minded folks.

    Ready to start? Join our Discord to apply! Discord Link

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PalinSMP Fun Zone {Crossplay} {Eco}

    PalinSMP Fun Zone {Crossplay} {Eco}

    New Minecraft Servers# Join Us on PalinSMP

    Welcome to PalinSMP! It’s a fun 1.21.7 crossplay server with cool stuff like:

    Modified Terrain GenUnique Server ItemsPlayer and Server EconomyNo GriefingLight Lore

    ## Server InfoJava: `palinsmp.com` – Bedrock: `play.palinsmp.com` Port: `25583` – Discord: Join Us

    ## Features!

    ### QoL – Use commands like: – `/home` (max 10) – `/back` – `/tpa` – `/warp`

    – Enjoy treefeller and veinminer for easy gathering!

    ### Land Claims – We use the Lands plugin to keep things safe. – Make your own claims, from big nations to small homes.

    ### Worlds – Explore the Overworld, Nether, and End with fun new items and unique structures. – Check out Terratonic, Incendium, and Stellarity for more fun! – Experience all four seasons with RealisticSeasons!

    ### Friendly Community – Our players are super nice and always ready to help new folks get started!

    ### Exclusive Items and Features – We have a custom plugin called Flavorful. – Get unique item recipes and even dip your iron tools in lava for a beast tool!

    Come join the fun and make new friends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chill Kittens Council [Modded] {20+}

    Chill Kittens Council [Modded] {20+}

    New Minecraft Servers

    Council of Cute Kittens [Modded] {Whitelist} {20+}

    Looking for a modded server? Welcome home.

    This isn’t some crowded mess or a ghost town. It’s a chill spot with real folks who want to play and hang out. They run MC Eternal 2 and Create 2 Mekanism 2: Sky, but if the crew wants a change, they’ll switch it up. Community > ego.

    Requirements:

      • 20+ only
      • Whitelisted
      • No drama, just vibes

    Does this sound like your place?

    Apply here: 🔗 Join the Discord (IP shared after whitelist)

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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