Join us and witness the miracle of learning to walk and talk again in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life therapy when you can just play on our server and become a functional human being once more? Don’t wait any longer, come join us and start your journey to rediscovering your basic motor skills. It’s a whole new level of gameplay, literally!
Updated November 19, 2024
*/Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.