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BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	970655	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	196	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Void Gems Collected:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	3821
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Emeralds Found:	8491	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6175	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Emeralds Found:	8372
Ores Mined:	3567	Dimension Hops:	12
Void Gems Collected:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mines Excavated:	4833
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4359	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	9314
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Potions Brewed:	139
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14