Explore a world where every block is a potential cocksleeve waiting to be conquered.
Build your own cum bucket empire and see how many creampies you can collect in a single day.
No pornstars allowed, only real-life cum guzzlers looking for a good time.
Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and your own sanity.
But that’s not even the best part, we have this crazy lore where the worst family member in your family tree becomes the ruler of the server and gets to make all the rules! Imagine your great-great-great-grandma being the queen of the server and banning everyone who doesn’t bring her cake every day, it’s hilarious!
So come join us and see if your crazy uncle Bob who stole a cow and rode it through town naked is the worst family member in your family tree! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!
Join us for a chance to become the wealthiest player in the game, only to have it all taken away in a dramatic and hilarious sacrifice ceremony. Watch as your virtual fortune is distributed equally among the poorest players, creating chaos and mayhem in the virtual world.
But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows. And don’t forget about our annual “TNT Party,” where players can blow up as much of the world as they want without consequences.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Just remember, being the richest player might not be as great as it seems…
we got, like, space cows and alien villagers walking around, trading with players and stuff. you can build your own space base and protect it from meteor showers and alien invasions. it’s a wild ride, man!
oh, and did i mention the diamond ore on this server is actually space diamonds? yeah, they’re super rare and powerful, so you gotta be quick to snag ’em before someone else does. but hey, if you’re lucky, you might even find a crater full of ’em after an asteroid impact. talk about hitting the jackpot!
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), then come join us and see if you can survive the impending asteroid apocalypse. it’s gonna be a blast, dude!
we have the craziest adventures and the most insane stories to tell!! like that time a creeper blew up putin’s house and he just laughed it off like a boss 😂🏠
our community is full of hilarious players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt!! we even have a secret underground base where we plot world domination… but shh, don’t tell anyone 🤫🌍
so what are you waiting for?? come join us on this wild ride and experience the most chaotic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!! 🤪🎮🤣
Welcome to RedView Craft! This is a survival server that you can play on and have fun!! Staff is also respectful and love to help out!!
192.99.36.57:2419
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Fresh, New Modpack | Start with us from the very beginning and shape the world together! |
| Active Staff Team | Our staff is here to ensure a fun, fair, and exciting experience for all players! |
| Java-Only Server | We’re playing the best version of modded Minecraft to give you the ultimate adventure! |
This server offers a fresh start with a new modpack, an active staff team, and Java-only gameplay for the ultimate adventure.
The modpack for this season is Integrated MC, which features unique weapons, dungeons & structures, custom quests, and custom crafting recipes.
This server provides a friendly community, epic mods & custom content, and a fresh start for players to get involved in a brand new world.
You can join the server by clicking on the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SBvNJTEd3Y
The server was launched today, so it’s the perfect time to join and start your adventure!
But wait, there’s more! They got this dude named Dizzy Dokuro, who’s like the mad scientist of the server, creating all kinds of insane contraptions and redstone machines that will blow your mind. And then there’s Jelly Hoshiumi, who’s like the queen of building epic structures that will make your jaw drop.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, they even have characters like Remilia Nephys and Amanogawa Shiina, who are like the power couple of Minecraft, taking on the Ender Dragon and Wither like it’s just another Tuesday.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip, then this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget your diamond armor and enchanted weapons, ’cause things are about to get wild.
Looking for a place to unwind after dealing with family members who claim your wages without your knowledge? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without worrying about shady relatives stealing your hard-earned diamonds.
Join us and let your creativity run wild as you construct magnificent structures and embark on epic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world – can you find it before your aunt claims it in your name too?
So come on down and join us for a fun-filled experience that will make you forget all about real life drama. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind your aunt’s mysterious actions in our pixelated universe. See you in the game!
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you never know what to expect. Just like Mary, our server is full of surprises and drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over malpractice settlements and handicaps – just like Kyle’s father!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and entertaining as a family gathering with Mary, come join us! Just remember, if things get too crazy, you can always log off and escape the insanity. But where’s the fun in that?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up for fun. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…most of the time. And get this, our admin is a wizard who can summon lightning storms on command. It’s like Thor meets Dumbledore, it’s insane!
So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
Join our server and witness the chaos as our AI-controlled mobs wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. That’s right, Google’s AIs have joined the game and they’re not holding back! From zombie pigmen riding on creepers to skeletons shooting fireballs, you never know what to expect next.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a secret underground base where players can team up to take on the evil AI overlords in epic battles. Will you emerge victorious or be turned into a blocky pile of rubble?
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Who needs peaceful building when you can have explosive chaos instead?
