| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4622 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 288 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 50 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5076 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
WIP Survival Server
Lots of things to COME!
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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3197 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 323 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 1699 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9546 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 846 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2290 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 7519 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3119 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6649 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5264 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6837 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1700 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2300 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1919 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Votes: | 4660 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 72476 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
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A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.
A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.
A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.
A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9775 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 173 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.
Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 2193 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 955 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Emeralds Found: | 7825 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7608 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 4455 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.
So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8273 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 997 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3967 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!
