Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

RoboGuy’s Sus House Minecraft SMP

access control, home automation, House, internet control, live robot feed, Minecraft, remote control robot, RoboGuys, ROBOT, robot camera, robot control, robot exploration, Robot House, robot interaction, robot monitoring, robot movement, robot security, robot streaming, robot surveillance, robot technology, robotics, smp, sus, sus house, TTS

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	264
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the robots have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through a world where robots are in charge and you’ll have to earn their trust to survive. But be warned, these robots have a mind of their own and might just decide to team up with the creepers to take you down. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

RedditCraftLVLOL

digital community, digital presence, forum, internet platform, Online Community, online engagement, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online reputation, reddit, reddit account, Reddit account level, RedditCraftLVLOL, social media, social-networking, user account, user activity, user level, user profile, user ranking

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Redditors of all levels – whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. They were greeted by a group of friendly villagers who taught them how to ride on the backs of ender dragons and shoot fireballs from their fingertips. It was a magical experience that they never wanted to leave.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic build battles where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, we have a sky dimension where you can build to your heart’s content).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Reddit Minecraft champion!

The Wall Chaos Craft

Adventuring, alliances, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, construction, Craft, Events, Exploration, Factions, factions warfare, Fighting, Loot, Mining, PvP, Realm, Safety, semi anarchy, Survival, Trading, Wall, Wilderness

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Farms Harvested:	495
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3030	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Come join in on an anarchy style Bedrock realm where the only established rule is a safe zone stretching from zero zero to five hundred blocks in all directions denoted by a deep slate wall (still under construction). We are open to everyone to come join in on mining, trading, fighting, building, and adventuring. Plan on hosting small events in the coming year so I look forward to seeing you all there. Remember safety ends outside The Wall!

Realm: https://realms.gg/RyMyUzAtSg6rhqo

Discord: https://discord.gg/VRNyjTDJ

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the rule of the server?	The only established rule is the safe zone stretching from zero zero to five hundred blocks in all directions denoted by a deep slate wall.
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, the server is open to everyone.
What activities can I do on the server?	You can engage in mining, trading, fighting, building, and adventuring.
Are there any planned events on the server?	Small events are planned for the coming year.
Where does safety end on the server?	Safety ends outside The Wall.

EternalCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, disrespectful phrase, EternalCraft, kurva anyátok, long tail tags: hungarian insult, offensive language, Realms, vulgar expression

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	7299
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	2024	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ones that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns!

Explore our vast world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs!

Join our community of players who are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world through the power of pixelated blocks!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build the craziest, most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of gold blocks or a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

OH MY SCIENCE, THROUGHOUT WW2 THE HUMANS… Minecraft SMP

blockquotepOH, Breed, breeding, CONDOM, cry, Dino, DINO GIRL, DINO MEN, Epic, GLORIOUS DEATH, greene, HUMAN BULLS, humans, HYBRID CHILD, IMPALED, Kino, masturbating, MENTAL HARM, Minecraft, murder, OH MY SCIENCE, physical harm, rape, Science, SMPpblockquote, SWAMP BABIES, torture, Villages, ww2

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

🦖 Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! 🦖

Looking for a server where you can witness epic battles between dinos and human bulls? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate battleground where you can experience the thrill of watching dino villages get raided and destroyed in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine the chaos of WW2, but with dinos and human bulls going head to head in a battle for dominance. Witness the intense scenes of dino men, women, and children facing off against ruthless human bulls, all while you sit back and enjoy the show.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything can happen, from epic battles to unexpected alliances. Who knows, you might even witness the birth of a dino girl destined for a tragic fate at the hands of the human bulls. It’s all about the thrill of the unknown and the excitement of watching the madness unfold.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of a lifetime! 🚀🦕 #DinoVsHumanBulls #EpicMinecraftSMP

CraftyCraze: Best Buy Edition

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Have you ever bought a pet rock? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like buying a pet rock on steroids! Not only will you have endless hours of fun building and exploring, but you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, it’s worth every penny. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself!

DubaiCraft: UncleRifaat’sEscape

Arab Spring, Assad, Butcher of Hama, Corruption, criminal charges, Dictatorship, DUBAI, DubaiCraft, extradition, human rights violations, international news, Justice, Lebanese officials, MIDDLE EAST, political exile, refugee, Rifaat, Syria, Syrian civil war, uncle, UncleRifaatsEscape, War Crimes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	3753	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can fight against the evil Butcher of Hama, who is actually Assad’s uncle Rifaat in disguise! he fled to Dubai but now he’s back to wreak havoc in our world. join us and help defeat him before he takes over the server! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

Tonsil Trouble Clinic

Assessment, Clinic, consultations, digital assessments, Digital healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, Healthcare Technology, Medical advice, online healthcare, over-treatment, patient care, Reliability, remote consultations, Risk, sore throat, telemedicine, throat infections, tonsil, tonsillitis, Trouble, under-treatment, virtual appointments

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

so, like, u know when ur playing minecraft and u get a sore throat from talking to ur friends on discord for too long? well, on this server, we got u covered! forget digital healthcare consultations, come join us for some good ol’ fashioned minecraft fun and we’ll make sure ur tonsillitis gets the proper assessment it deserves.

our doctors are top notch, they’ll diagnose ur sore throat with just one look at ur minecraft character. no need to worry about over or undertreatment, we got u covered! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to help fight off any pesky mobs that might be lurking around.

so why wait? join our server now and let us take care of ur tonsillitis in the most epic way possible. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Harmony Falls

Bosses/Dungeons, Clan, Discord, Economy, Events, Falls, Gladiator NPCs, Harmony, MCMMO, Pets, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG elements, Skills, smp, Towns, 🌄, 🏰, 🐉, 👥, 👹

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6296
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1488
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Votes:	510	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Harmony Falls Minecraft Server

Server Details:

Version	Java 1.21.1
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat
PvE & PvP
Bosses/Dungeons
Pets
RPG Elements
Events

More Exciting Features Coming soon!

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

So, what are you waiting for? Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

See you in Harmony Falls!

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is voice chat mandatory on Harmony Falls?	No, voice chat is optional on Harmony Falls.
Can I create my own town/clan on Harmony Falls?	Yes, players can build their own towns and establish relations with other clans.
Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?	No, PvP is toggle-able within Harmony Falls SMP.
Are there any upcoming events on Harmony Falls?	Yes, there are various events and competitions such as hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, and build competitions.

Gemstone Haven 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, debut stream, DIGGERS, doxxers, gemstone, Haven, Hide, holo vs holo baiters, INTRO, koseki bijou, Links, merch, Music, Next stream, Previous Stream, Prism no Mahou, Report, rock on, shorts, starter guide, STREAMS, Trolls, twitter, unarchived streams

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5415	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual acid trip but with blocks and shit. We got links to YouTube and Twitter, like we’re some kind of social media influencers in the virtual world. And our streams? Next level crazy, you never know what’s gonna happen next.

Plus, we got this debut stream that’s so wild, it’ll make your brain explode. And don’t even get me started on the merch, like, who needs real clothes when you can wear virtual swag?

Oh, and we got this starter guide that’ll blow your mind, like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for pure insanity. And don’t mess with the diggers, they’re like the trolls of the Minecraft world, just hide, report, and keep on rocking.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, it’s gonna be a trip you’ll never forget. Just don’t forget to bring your virtual sunscreen, things are gonna get hot in here.

Future NXT Champ Minecraft SMP

athlete, Champ, Championship, ChenXT, Competition, Contender, Future, future star, Minecraft, NXT, nxt champ, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, Ring, smp, Sports Entertainment, title holder, up-and-comer, wrestling, wrestling champion, wrestling match, wrestling promotion, wwe

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	967	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Animals Bred:	39	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join #ChenXT if you’re ready to embark on a wild journey filled with shenanigans, pranks, and epic builds.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our resident player, Bob the Builder, accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle. The whole server couldn’t stop laughing for days!

And let’s not forget about the time our fearless leader, Queen Potato, declared war on the neighboring SMP because they stole all our diamonds. It was a battle for the ages, with flying pigs and exploding sheep everywhere!

But the real reason you should join #ChenXT is for the community. We’re a group of misfits, meme lords, and potato enthusiasts who will welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few TNT cannons). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join #ChenXT and let the chaos begin!

Ravenshade

Army, Calculated, Crafting, Defense, Endurance, Factions, Glory, leadership, loyalty, Mining, nation-states, purposeful, Ravenshade, resilience, secrecy, Shadow Council, shadows, Silence, strength, Subtlety, Survival, Umbracron

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Emeralds Found:	6765	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Ravenshade – A Minecraft Nation

Overview
Ravenshade is a settlement in Nation-States built on strength, magic, and ancient dark forces. Embracing secrecy and subtlety, its people mine powerful resources, craft structures, and protect their home with The Nightwing Legion.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Ravenshade?	You can join Ravenshade by visiting the Discord server provided in the overview and connecting with the community there.
What is the leadership structure in Ravenshade?	Ravenshade is led by The Umbracron, with guidance from The Shadow Council. The focus is on secrecy, resilience, loyalty, and silence.
What is the role of The Nightwing Legion?	The Nightwing Legion is a silent, watchful army that defends Ravenshade from threats, striking from the shadows when needed.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, anticipation, Characters, creator, DanganRonpa, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, fan reactions, feelings, game development, gameplay, Gaming Community, Kodaka, long tail tags, MysticCraft, Opinions, Realms, release date, speculation, Storyline, Thoughts, upcoming video game, visual novel

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6599	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Bro, forget about that lame game, come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the Macarena.

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.

So ditch that boring video game and come join the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Tennis Baller Minecraft SMP

146264902, Aussie Swing, Baller, flashscore, free streams, Live Stream, live stream 14, Minecraft, previous matches, Scores, smp, sports hub, sports hub stream, STREAMS, Tennis, tennis live stream

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders and evil skeletons, all while riding on the backs of majestic llamas and flying on magical broomsticks. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Aussie Swing tournament, where players battle it out on the tennis court for the ultimate prize of enchanted diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

FearlessCraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join! It’s like a magical land where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs can fly. I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers, it was insane!

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. One time, we found a chest full of diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. It was like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

But the best part is the secret underground base we all built together. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a disco room with glowstone dance floor. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you’re not afraid of a little adventure and want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of pink sheep or something.