Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal abuse, Big Gay, calls everyone fucko, controversial personality, criminal behavior, derogatory, Disgusting, DISRESPECTFUL, eggholes, gossip, harmful actions, has aids, has pox, HOMOPHOBIC, Inappropriate Behavior, offensive language, rapes chickens, Realm, Rumors, social outcast, that guy, Vulgar, WANDERER

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6651
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2378
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchantments Applied:	215
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Farms Harvested:	422
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Emeralds Found:	2751
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	59	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	3458	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	3503	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	2546
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2384	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Towns Built:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!