ReallyWorld – Let’s Survive Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anarchy, assassination contracts, Battles, Bonuses, Build and Destroy, Chaos, Community, contracts, creativity, Events, Killer, Lets Survive, Mercenary, Minecraft, Mini Games, reallyworld, Rewards, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to ReallyWorld – a unique Minecraft server where anarchy becomes art and every block is a part of your story. Our players create their own rules, interact with each other and bring the boldest ideas to life. Join us to plunge into an exciting world full of adventures and unexpected twists!

? Server IP: start.playmc.su

? Anarchy and vulture – here everyone is for himself. Choose your path in the world of chaos and create your own unique legend. From protecting your base to large-scale attacks on other players – you have complete freedom of action.

? Assassination Contracts – Are you a professional mercenary or a ruthless killer? With us you can sign contracts to eliminate players and earn rewards. Your skill and cunning will be your best allies.

? Mini-Games – Spice up your ReallyWorld experience with fun mini-games. From arena battles to creative construction, there’s something for every player.

? Build and destroy – create your own unique world or participate in destructive battles. Our players shape the server landscape with their own hands, and every block matters.

? Bonuses and rewards – participate in events, conquer territories and earn unique rewards. ReallyWorld values its players and encourages their activity.

Join ReallyWorld and become part of an amazing world where your story is created by you. Incredible adventures, exciting battles and the opportunity to show your uniqueness in this diverse Minecraft community are waiting for you. Server IP: start.playmc.su

reallyworld.playmc.su:19132

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2714
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Runes Activated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchantments Applied:	244
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Votes:	5219
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Magic Items Found:	8600	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Zombie Dances:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8076	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	418803	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!