| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and non-stop laughter. Remember that time when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up landing in a pool of lava instead? Classic!
We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building ridiculous structures or pulling off the craziest pranks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that have gone down in our server – it’s like watching a Minecraft version of Game of Thrones!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Once upon a time, our server was plagued by a curse that caused all the mobs to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Creepers were doing the cha-cha, skeletons were doing the macarena, and zombies were attempting the moonwalk. It was absolute madness! But instead of cowering in fear, our comedy director stepped up and turned the whole situation into a sidesplitting comedy show. Now, every time you encounter a mob, you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about running away.
As for The Exorcist, well, let’s just say that our server has a haunted mansion that is home to a mischievous ghost named Gary. Gary loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players, like rearranging their chests or making all the cows in the area start breakdancing. But don’t worry, our comedy writers have turned Gary’s haunting antics into a comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with outrageous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared to dance with creepers and dodge flying cows. It’s all in good fun, after all!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Our server is so epic that even Blizzard is promoting us! That’s right, we’re the chosen ones to bring the war within to life in the Minecraft world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have guilds like GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn.
But wait, there’s more! Join our WoWg community and get ready for some serious fun. We don’t take 4chan too seriously, so get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9938 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build a giant rollercoaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere. Good times, good times.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny diamond block trophy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic event.
So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how competitive you are). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time one player’s dog actually taught them how to build a redstone contraption that automatically dispenses treats. Or how another player’s dog led them to a hidden diamond mine in the game.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dog fighting ring where players can pit their Minecraft dogs against each other in epic battles for glory and treats.
So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that celebrates the bond between player and pup. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next legendary hero of our server!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Don’t forget to bring your trusty banana sword to fend off the mischievous creepers who have stolen your ability to remember where you left your diamond stash.
But beware, the memory-stealing Endermen are lurking around every corner, ready to snatch away your recollection of where you built your epic castle. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to outsmart these memory thieves and reclaim what is rightfully theirs.
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover that you forgot something you never even knew you had!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of a heart. So if you’re looking for a little excitement in your virtual life, look no further than our spooky SMP!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the nasty side effects!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your sad, friendless existence. Who knows, you might even find love, adventure, or a really cool diamond sword. The possibilities are endless, just like your loneliness if you don’t join us!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for a chance to trade virtual vegetables with other players in a bustling marketplace setting. Who knew that carrots and potatoes could be so thrilling? And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous cows and pigs running amok – they’re always up to no good!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato worshippers who believe that potatoes are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Join them in their quest for spud enlightenment and see where it takes you!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly unique and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just become the potato king of Poland!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you’re tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds, come join us and let our unicorn do all the hard work for you.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to? Get your groove on with some funky tunes and show off your best dance moves while surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 359 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a place where diamonds rained from the sky and every block was made of pure gold. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is! But only on our server.
But that’s not all! We have upcoming events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Tako Gacha Banner 4? Yeah, neither have we, but it sounds freaking awesome! And don’t even get me started on Speed King 5 – it’s so fast, you’ll need a seatbelt just to log in.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible. See you there, adventurer!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to experience epic quests like finding the elusive Triforce hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its secrets and harness its power to rule over the land.
But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cucco Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you be able to outsmart these feathered fiends and claim victory for yourself?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure that will have you saying, “Hey! Listen!” in no time. Join us today and become the hero of your own legend!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us if you want to witness Pikachu riding a creeper into battle, Charmander mining diamonds like a pro, and Squirtle building a castle out of obsidian.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of Endermen who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battle between Herobrine and Mewtwo that happens every full moon.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs Pokemon when you have a world this crazy?!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
