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BlockyNightmare

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	182
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	141820	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ores Mined:	3524
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Animals Bred:	145

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	4805
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	790882
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	8382	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

Players:	90/300	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0