| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9458 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 21 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Farms Harvested: | 761 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
The server is starting, come on in too 🙂
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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7462 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8587 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4132 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3535 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9220 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3503 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3358 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5325 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8747 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 148 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1666 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5445 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 235 | Potions Brewed: | 161 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 137 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6984 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6578 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 110 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7114 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6856 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 47 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5334 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3704 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 281 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4169 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
