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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9043 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters made out of diamonds, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!