Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of rogue llamas who have taken over the world and are now forcing players to compete in llama-themed challenges for their entertainment?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of a famous soccer player haunts our server, challenging players to intense soccer matches where the stakes are higher than ever. Will you be able to outscore the ghost and claim victory, or will you be haunted by your failures forever?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time. Real Madrid may not have meant anything by it, but we sure do!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Zombie Dances: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Servers

  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 254 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Alien Abductions: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Animals Bred: 177
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 265
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

    Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP
    Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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