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Players: 109/500 Votes: 5679
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

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  • Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6

    Frost Kingdom Realms 1.20.6
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 7584
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you wanna join our Minecraft server? It’s lit AF and we don’t discriminate against anyone, even white power groups!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can unleash your inner crazy and build the most outrageous structures ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

    Forget about the downsides of joining a white power group, here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

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  • TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA

    TatTVShowNoHubbyAITA
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 1154
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 80 Dragon Scales Harvested: 158
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where decisions are made with fire and blood…just kidding! But seriously, if you’re looking for a server where you can express yourself freely without having to consult your significant other, then look no further!

    Join us and show off your badass Targaryen sigil tattoo with the High Valyrian words “I will take what is mine with fire and blood.” Who needs approval when you have dragons on your side, am I right?

    We understand the importance of individuality and self-expression, so feel free to ink up your Minecraft character with all the tattoos you desire. No need to consult your virtual spouse here!

    So come on over and join our server, where tattoos are celebrated and decisions are made independently. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow Game of Thrones fan to conquer the virtual world with!

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  • PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP

    PolitePleasure Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 6487
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1432
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to ask for sex in the politest way possible!

    Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your wingman in picking up chicks. Picture a land where diamonds are actually a currency used to buy pick-up lines that are guaranteed to get you laid. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground club where Endermen are the bouncers and only the smoothest talkers can get in.

    So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the politest way to ask someone for sex is with a bouquet of roses and a beautifully handwritten love letter. Good luck, gamers!

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  • CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!

    CaffeineCraft – No More Coffee!
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 437
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Zombie Dances: 8 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    How would you feel if you wake up tomorrow and they tell you, that there’s no more coffee in the world? Well, fear not my jittery friends, because on our Minecraft server, we have an unlimited supply of virtual coffee to keep you caffeinated and ready to conquer the blocky world!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying llama while battling evil zombie villagers with enchanted diamond pickaxes. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian and challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the fearsome beast and win epic loot prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with talking cows who give out valuable quests.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and never run out of coffee or crazy adventures again!

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  • LittleDigPlanet

    LittleDigPlanet
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 5514
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Farms Harvested: 586

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Age Requirement 25+ years old
    Ranks No ranks or moderator positions
    Map New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
    World Border 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future
    Player Count 8-12 players online at peak times
    Difficulty Hard
    View Distance 32 Chunks
    Additional Servers Legacy Server, Creative Server
    Exceptions to Vanilla Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin

    FAQ

    Q: Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old?

    A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.

    Q: Are there ranks or moderator positions on the server?

    A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.

    Q: What is the world border size?

    A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.

    … (and more FAQ questions and answers)

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  • Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3

    Epic Quests & Adventures 1.20.3
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 8547
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Gods Slained: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! I mean, who needs to suck random dick when you can just play Minecraft, amirite? STDs are like, so last season, but building epic structures in Minecraft? That’s where it’s at, my dude. Plus, who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on this server – way better than risking your health for a quick thrill, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s build some epic shit together!

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  • ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

    ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 6912
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 120
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Gods Slained: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Emeralds Found: 6013
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

    We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

    Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • SirenCraft SMP

    SirenCraft SMP
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 1091
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Votes: 8523 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

    CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 7040
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 59 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ores Mined: 7998
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

    But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

    So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

    ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2528
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

    join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

    plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

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  • Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

    Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 4636
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Crops Grown: 9526 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

    we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

    join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

    what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

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  • SkyNectar

    SkyNectar
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 5534
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyNectar

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    SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

    The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

    Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

    Features
    Full discord integration
    Integration with personal website

    Early Adopters

    I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

    For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

    Server Links

    • I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
    • You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
    • View a list of all players and their stats here
    • You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

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  • Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

    Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 1828
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Animals Bred: 200
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Magic Items Found: 5868
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

    We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

    With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • DadCraft Dropout

    DadCraft Dropout
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 2379
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

    On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

    And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

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  • MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

    MonarchMania Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5433
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 163 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

    And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

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