Welcome to Rawcritics!
We are fully staffed and have a massive loyal community which you can visit at www.rawcritics.com/community or follow the latest updates at twitter.com/rawcritics.
We hope you come. We bet you don’t leave…
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Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Mystery House Crafters are waiting for you to join their epic adventures!
Clear Lostbelt 5 Olympus to unlock a whole new world of craziness, where you’ll be rewarded with 3 Golden Apples and 18 Silver Apples just for logging in. And don’t forget about our welfare servant, 4*Lancer Van Gogh (Miner), who will mine her way into your heart with double the EXP when strengthening.
But that’s not all – our scenario writer, amphibian, has cooked up some insane quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Plus, we’ve got summon events that will make your head spin, with limited edition characters like 5Alter Ego Super Bunyan and 5Foreigner Van Gogh up for grabs.
And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the Lostbelt No.6 Clear Support Campaign and show those mobs who’s boss. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
Join us for epic ant battles where you can ride on the backs of giant ants and conquer the land! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the ants like to break it down and show off their sick dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen an ant doing the worm!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our ant-tastic Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the ant queen – she’s a real diva and she doesn’t like to be disturbed during her beauty sleep.
Join us for a wild ride where left is right and right is left – literally! Our world is filled with crazy twists and turns that will have you questioning your sense of direction at every corner.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and only trade in diamonds. Want to be a part of their exclusive club? Better start mining!
Oh, and did we mention the giant pink fluffy unicorns that roam the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go? Yeah, they’re real. And they’re fabulous.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
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Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes, from building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all – we have special events like “Taco Tuesdays” where all the mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Disco Fridays” where the entire server turns into a giant dance party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds.
So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped Minecraft gods. Legend has it that if you build a shrine to the gods and sacrifice a stack of diamonds, they will bless you with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Sounds crazy, right? But hey, it’s worth a shot!
So come on down to our server and experience the accents, the legends, and the sheer madness that awaits you. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in Minecraft history…or get blown up by a British creeper. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with legendary idols, virtual soldiers, and even intergalactic beings. Join forces with PixelLink, V4Mirai, and VSPO! EN as you conquer the virtual world like never before. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure that will change your Minecraft life forever.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the insanity of VHistoric ARK, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Our server is filled with wacky characters who spend more time pranking each other than actually mining for resources. One time, someone built an entire rollercoaster that led straight into a pit of lava just for laughs!
But don’t worry, we also have epic battles that rival those of the ancient gods. Picture this: two players fighting over a single block of dirt because they both believe it holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. It’s pure madness, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where alliances are constantly shifting, where chaos reigns supreme, and where the only rule is to have fun, then come join us. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!
