Raw Charms: Where everything’s vanilla except the drama. Join now for a taste of chaos! 30 Slots, 1.20.4

1.20.4, backups, Builders, Chaos, charms, co-op, Community, Discord, Drama, Everythings, Ip:, Join, Journey, Lag, leader, Minecraft, PvP, Raw, rules, Server, Slots, smp, spawn protection, Staff, Taste, Vanilla, Voting, world

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Animals Bred:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Server IP	mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566
Overview	TTAC is a basic vanilla server started about 2 years ago. We have an active community, filled with nice players and amazing builders. We encourage co-op on the server and players are rewarded for bringing a friend(s) on. We have a voting system which helps the server grow across several websites. TTAC is becoming bigger and better everyday! Are you the next leader? The Journey begins here.
Server Features	Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord
Notes	Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks, Worlds: Backed up daily
Server Rules (Permanent Ban)	No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb.
Server Rules (Allowed)	PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding

FAQs

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or violate the server rules are not allowed. Please check with the staff before using any mods.

2. How can I become a staff member on the server?

Staff members are chosen based on their activity, behavior, and helpfulness on the server. If you’re interested, you can contact the existing staff for more information.

3. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed on the server as long as it doesn’t violate any of the server rules. Be mindful of other players’ creations and don’t go overboard with griefing.

4. How often are world backups done?

World backups are done daily to ensure that any issues or griefing can be easily addressed without losing too much progress.

5. Can I bring my friends to the server?

Yes, you are encouraged to bring your friends to the server. Players are rewarded for bringing friends on, and co-op play is encouraged.

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	64	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	246
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	606
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.

CraftyCashOnly

bills, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, CraftyCashOnly, Enabling, financial struggles, friendship, groceries, Guilt, Job Opportunities, lending money, Meal, mutual friends, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, saving for future, Support, tax refund, tough times, unsupportive

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of friends constantly asking you for money in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about lending out your hard-earned virtual diamonds again!

Our server is filled with amazing adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Build your own virtual empire, battle fierce mobs, and explore endless possibilities in a blocky world like no other.

And the best part? No one will ever ask you for money on our server! Say goodbye to awkward conversations and guilt trips from friends in need. Join us now and experience the freedom of a money-free virtual world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your real-life financial woes behind. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Spectre Origins SMP

1.20.1, avian, Better Sleeping, chat friendly, Cheating, Community, elytrian, ender dragon, enderian, Exploration, Graves, Griefing, Minecraft, Modded, Origins, quality of life, redstone engineers, Respect, Server, smp, Spectre, Survival, teamwork

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Votes:	595
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Enchantments Applied:	169
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Farms Harvested:	160
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.20.1
Mods	Origins (key feature of the server) QoL Mods (like Graves, Better Sleeping, Carry On)
Rules	Respect other players and their builds. No griefing or cheating. Keep chat friendly. Help each other out if you can!

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/zX7xNF4qsB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Join Us?

Only about a week old
No Ender Dragon Defeated: We haven’t tackled the Ender Dragon yet! If you love the progression of survival and want to experience a server where everything is still fresh, come join in. Maybe we can all group up for the big fight soon!
Friendly Community: We’re a laid-back bunch looking for people who want to build cool bases, explore together, and just hang out. Cooperation and camaraderie are definitely encouraged.
Origins Mod Variety: Picking an origin changes how you play—from phasing through walls to teleporting or gliding through the skies. It creates unique interactions and encourages teamwork.
Quality of Life Extras: Minor improvements like easier inventory management or better sleeping mechanics. We want to keep things mostly vanilla while smoothing out little annoyances.
Active & Inclusive: We’re looking to grow a community, so we welcome anyone—casual players, builders, redstone engineers, or explorers.

Enchanted Beauty 1.21.2

1.21.2, beauty, Confidence, deserving, deserving admiration, deserving affection, deserving appreciation, deserving attention, deserving happiness, deserving love, deserving recognition, deserving respect, deserving validation, effortlessly beautiful, Enchanted, girl, love, relationship, self love, self worth, Standards, worthiness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

So like, if you wanna find a girl who is like, totally effortlessly beautiful, then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. I mean, who needs real life when you can find your dream girl in blocky pixel form, amirite?

Plus, like, you totally deserve it, man. You’ve been mining and crafting for so long, it’s about time you found your Minecraft soulmate. And let’s be real, she’s gonna be a total blocky babe.

So come on, join the server and start building your pixelated paradise with your perfect pixel princess. It’s like Tinder, but with creepers and diamonds. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

BabyCreeper Minecraft Server

aita, Allergies, BabyCreeper, beach front, bedding, Birth, Cafés, dust, eateries, Eczema, family holiday house, flare-ups, heavily pregnant, Minecraft, Nature, newborn baby, partner, rooms, Server, sister, skin allergies

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and comfort just like this player values their room at their holiday house! Join us and never worry about giving up your precious room to anyone, not even your sister and her newborn baby.

Our server is like a virtual holiday house, but without the dust and allergies. Build your dream home, explore the beachfront, and enjoy the great cafes and eateries we have to offer. And don’t worry, no one will ever ask you to give up your room for a baby – unless, of course, you want to build a nursery in Minecraft!

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to do whatever you want in our virtual paradise. Who needs a dusty holiday house when you can have a Minecraft server that’s always clean and ready for you to enjoy?

NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC

Accommodation, Assistance, Boundaries, family lifestyle, Help, INCONVENIENCE, Kids, me time, moms, nagging, NaggingNeighborNoMoreMC, neighbor, neighbor’s kid, parenting, Parenting styles, Requests, Safety, School, selfish, stay at home mom

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6990	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you tired of dealing with annoying neighbors and their even more annoying kids? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! No more nagging about explicit lyrics or trampoline rules – on our server, you make the rules!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to parent however you want without judgment from the neighborhood moms. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and never have to watch someone else’s kid again! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life drama. Plus, who knows, you might even find some virtual friends who actually get along with your kids. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Sue and her mom forever!

DeathDateSMP – YOLO Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, consequences, control, Curiosity, death, DeathDateSMP, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, Future, Legacy, Life decisions, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, personal beliefs, philosophical questions, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, smp, uncertainty, yolo

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s gonna blow your mind! We have like, diamond armor for days and the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. One time, a creeper rode a spider into battle and it was like, the most epic thing ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).

And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.

BlockyTrendz: SocietyCraft

alarming patterns, BlockyTrendz, cultural shifts, emerging issues, noticing trends, Social Issues, societal changes, societal concerns, societal developments, societal issues, societal observations, societal patterns, societal shifts., societal trends, societal worries, society, SocietyCraft, troubling developments, worrisome trend

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Potions Brewed:	119	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner chaos reign supreme? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is not only encouraged, but mandatory. Worried about griefers ruining your hard work? Don’t worry, our server is protected by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will karate chop any troublemakers into oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that can only be found by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, on our server, the crazier, the better!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

60-day ceasefire, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hezbollah threats, international relations, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military Action, Minecraft, Naim Qassem, patience, peace negotiations, political leader, regional stability, security concerns, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE ACTUALLY FRIENDLY AND GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!

OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?