Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Gods Slained: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8703 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 76 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Towns Built: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

    Bread Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

    4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

    Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

    Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

    The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Farms Harvested: 511 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Crops Grown: 4746
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 139
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Emeralds Found: 1832

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Latin Block Party Minecraft Server

    Latin Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

    Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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