Ratitas Nalgonas | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ores Mined:	8934
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	422782
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9726	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Buildings Constructed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	812583	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	205
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mines Excavated:	2676	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Villages Defended:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	190	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Votes:	2926	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9671	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Players:	99/400	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4369	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11