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Join our Minecraft server and discover the completely useless fact that creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to give you hugs! That’s right, instead of running away in fear, embrace the explosive love of a creeper today! Plus, our server has a secret underground village filled with dancing pigs and flying llamas. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!Opioid Appetite Control Server
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got anorexic zombies runnin around with their opioid neurotransmitters on fleek! these zombies be lookin for some brains to munch on, but they also tryna regulate their appetite with them neurotransmitters. it’s a wild ride, fam. and don’t even get me started on the obese zombies, they be chillin with their low activity opioid systems, just tryna find some cake to nom on. it’s a whole buffet of crazy up in here, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the zombie apocalypse while learnin about neuroscience at the same time! #brainsandminecraft #neurotransmitterpartyQuackCraft Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got duck DNA in our engines, fam! like, how lit is dat?! imagine flying around in a plane made of duck DNA, just quacking through the skies, yo. it’s gonna be a quacktastic time, trust me. plus, we got like, super rare blocks made of duck feathers and beaks, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro. so come join us on dis wild ride, where ducks rule the world and minecraft is just the beginning, yo. quack quack, bish!4DayWorkWeekMC
come join our minecraft server where we have TWO HUNDRED uk companies signed up for a PERMANENT four-day working week! why work when you can play minecraft all day, every day?! build your dream world while your boss thinks you’re being productive. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself works here on fridays, so you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary minecraft figure. join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe signed by notch himself!SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone
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