so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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