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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5888 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5382 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!
