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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1071 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2051 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1873 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 |
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