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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7630 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 273534 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 376 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
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