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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3759 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 272 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.
So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?
