Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Magic Items Found: 6201
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Mines Excavated: 2940
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ores Mined: 9944

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Ores Mined: 9943
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 5878 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 36 Dimension Hops: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 994

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Towns Built: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6670
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8992
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 44
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Crops Grown: 7213

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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