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Deadly Transgender Adventures Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and spontaneous dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves, believe it or not).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive and mystical rainbow sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch them. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Come join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking llama who gives out life advice in exchange for cookies. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Imperfect Night Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a passion for creating mayhem and mischief. They will lead you on wild adventures and challenges that will leave you questioning your sanity.

2. Our spawn point is located in a giant floating pineapple in the sky, because why not? Don’t worry, we have parachutes made of bubblegum to help you safely descend to the ground.

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but rather… rubber chickens. Yes, you heard that right. You can trade, buy, and sell items using rubber chickens. And yes, they do squeak when you squeeze them.

4. Our PvP battles are not your typical sword fights. Oh no, we have players riding on giant chickens armed with watermelon launchers, trying to knock each other off floating islands. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s insanely fun.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crazy how Byzantium Minecraft SMP was literally an Atlantis that disappeared

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Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic tale of Byzantium, the Atlantis of the ancient world that was taken down by a horde of Asiatic mobs! Dive deep into the waters of our server and uncover the lost city filled with treasures and secrets waiting to be discovered.

But beware, for the Asiatic hordes still roam the lands, ready to attack at any moment. Will you be able to defend Byzantium and reclaim its glory? Or will you fall victim to the chaos and madness that lurks beneath the waves?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of craziness! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to saving Byzantium from its watery fate. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

What is the IP for HW5567 Minecraft Server?

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HW5567 is a passionate and dedicated individual with a strong interest in technology and innovation. With a strong background in computer science and engineering, HW5567 is constantly seeking new opportunities to expand their knowledge and skills in the field. They have a keen attention to detail and a proven track record of delivering high-quality results. HW5567 is a team player who thrives in collaborative environments and is always eager to learn and grow professionally.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	187

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all your blocky adventures! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT, you’ll never be bored again!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a zombie chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? 😉🐔🎉

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3161	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

/Innit/ Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than The Scarlet Queen Edition! Join now for the chance to witness the legendary Elizabeth Rosebloodflame in action as she dominates the server with her epic builds and karaoke skills.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server, just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of The Scarlet Queen Edition?

And let’s not forget about the infamous seagulls that roam the server, begging for scraps of food. Don’t feed them or you might just unleash their wrath upon the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and bask in the glory of the Scarlet Queen. Just remember, God save the Queen – it’s as simple as that! And don’t forget to luv ‘Liz, she’s the ruler of this crazy kingdom.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground base where the admins are all wizards who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a magical unicorn horn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Subnautica Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and not take yourself too seriously! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

3. Our community events include epic llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like a golden carrot or a stack of slime blocks.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000 and Unbreaking 100. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Shit Hole Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!

2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!

3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hug Me Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with bling-bang-bang-born adventures, where you’ll discover the true meaning of sweet magic and get lost in the mesmerizing world of Meconopsis.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean wave party live event and get drenched in air as you dance your heart out to the catchy tunes of pop stars and summertime hits. And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive VR dance-off where you can show off your moves and compete for the title of ultimate dancer.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the fantastical world of フタリボシ and embark on a journey through the whimsical land of ないない. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the mysterious Tabi No Tochuu and uncover the secrets of the violet realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. And don’t forget to check out Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link for some awesome merch to enhance your gaming experience. See you in the game!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Be me in Minecraft SMP

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>Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of gambling without the risk of STDs!

>Imagine building your dream base while also hitting the jackpot in our virtual casino!

>Who needs a social life when you can be the richest player on the server by winning big in our custom gambling mini-games?

>Forget about relationships, join our SMP and let the blocks be your true love!

>Don’t miss out on the chance to block that girl who touched your junk and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dice poker to a whole new level! Forget building and mining, we’re all about the thrill of the game here. Join us for epic dice poker tournaments where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be made of pixels). So if you’re ready to test your luck and skill in a game of chance, join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be mining is victory!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft SMP: / Stable Diffusion General /

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Welcome to our Cats in Space edition Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Our server is out of this world, quite literally. We have cats floating around in space, mining for diamonds and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of alien llamas who trade rare items for space cheese. Yes, you heard that right, space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

Join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure. See you in space, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9