| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8680 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4611 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3111 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 904 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 7160 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 88 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 2977 | Animals Bred: | 40 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6985 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9471 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 1340 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8425 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7060 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1354 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1790 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 124 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5691 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7197 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1854 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 107 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9199 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8374 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 198 |
| Ores Mined: | 1092 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8260 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7472 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3814 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6224 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 44 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9408 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Votes: | 7595 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9199 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7368 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
