Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers filled with the same old stuff? Look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll forget all about the real world drama. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. Who needs reality when you can escape to our server and leave all the “gay shit and trans shit” behind? Trust us, you won’t want to go back once you experience the madness that awaits you here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave the real world drama behind for good!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found: 8336 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • StoryMine Survival without GOD and FLY Minecraft server

    StoryMine Survival without GOD and FLY Minecraft server

    What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ā¬› There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ā¬› Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ā¬› Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

    ā¬› Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ā¬› Powerful hosting, no lags.

    ā¬› For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ā¬› Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ā¬› Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ā¬› Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ā¬› WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Memory Lane Minecraft Server

    Memory Lane Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and unlock memories from your past lives! Dive into a world where you can build, mine, and battle your way to uncovering the secrets of your previous existence. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more memories you unlock. Who knows, you might have been a legendary warrior or a master builder in a past life! Join now and start your journey to rediscovering your lost memories…and maybe even unlock some hidden superpowers along the way!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 44

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppiesā€”seriously!

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  • Gender Options Minecraft SMP

    Gender Options Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer two gender options? Look no further, because on our server, we offer THREE gender options! That’s right, we’re so woke that even our character creation screen is inclusive.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Romance Craft Minecraft Server

    Romance Craft Minecraft Server
    In the year 2023, love was in the air on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while mining for diamonds?

    Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!

    We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?

    So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea partiesā€”talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

    Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition
    Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddleā€”just hope they donā€™t ask you for one in return!

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  • Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

    Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3481 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime storiesā€”perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

    But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Short Kings Minecraft Server

    Short Kings Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

    Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wingsā€”it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

    Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbreadā€”itā€™s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

    StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

    What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ā¬› There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ā¬› Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ā¬› Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

    ā¬› Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ā¬› Powerful hosting, no lags.

    ā¬› For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ā¬› Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ā¬› Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ā¬› Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ā¬› WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted bookā€”it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

    Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

    Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

    So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipopsā€”itā€™s become the serverā€™s favorite snack source.

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  • Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

    Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

    But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

    If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible wallsā€”no one knows why.

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  • No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

    No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacupsā€”they love to chat about the weather.

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  • New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

    New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

    Updated November 4, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5407 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacupsā€”they love to chat about the weather.

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