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| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 5357 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
so, like, u know how some people are just, like, super cray cray? well, this server is like that but in a good way. we got rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret club for llamas who can do the macarena.
join us if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor that makes u look like a disco ball.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a russian spy who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a fishing rod? true story, bro.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. just watch out for the rainbow creepers, they like to explode in a shower of glitter.
