Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Servers

  • IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

    IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export
    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

    join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Ores Mined: 3747
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boxed Cat Chaos

    Boxed Cat Chaos
    So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3973 Star Shards Collected: 231
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Paradise Network

    Paradise Network

    Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

    Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Emeralds Found: 384 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nikashi SMP

    Nikashi SMP

    Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

    Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

    Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival S1

    Server Version 1.21.1
    Features Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
    Launch Status Awaiting big launch with original and new members
    Rules Available in Discord server
    Discord Username _schlime
    Application Process Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
    Server IP dogpound.modded.fun
    Whitelist Players must be accepted before joining

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

    Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

    2. What version is the server running on?

    The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    3. How can I apply to join the server?

    To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

    4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

    5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

    The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

    why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

    HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

    Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Runes Activated: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

    UterusCraft: No Questions Asked
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

    On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

    And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

    Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditHorrorStories SMP

    RedditHorrorStories SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5842 Emeralds Found: 1284
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSelfControlSnacks

    NoSelfControlSnacks
    Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Ores Mined: 7218
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Acai Looks Like Noob

    Acai Looks Like Noob
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 193 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

    Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server
    Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

    So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

    LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.
    We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.
    No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!
    No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.
    No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!
    Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!
    Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!
    Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP? To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server? We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
    Can I donate to the server? We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
    How can I get involved in server events and competitions? We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 867382 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 132 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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