Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Alright you crazy bunch of blockheads, welcome to our Minecraft SMP! We only accept players who can speak Elven-tongue and are certified Watermellons. Why Watermellons, you ask? Well, legend has it that only those who can balance a watermelon on their head while building a house out of diamond blocks can truly succeed on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. If you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be unlimited diamonds).
So come join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic builds, and maybe even a few watermelon hats along the way. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary Watermellon of our server!