New Minecraft Servers

Raiders of the Pixelated Realm – Minecraft SMP

Raiders of the Pixelated Realm – Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Alright you crazy bunch of blockheads, welcome to our Minecraft SMP! We only accept players who can speak Elven-tongue and are certified Watermellons. Why Watermellons, you ask? Well, legend has it that only those who can balance a watermelon on their head while building a house out of diamond blocks can truly succeed on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. If you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be unlimited diamonds).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic builds, and maybe even a few watermelon hats along the way. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary Watermellon of our server!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EcoCraft Skylands 1.20.3

    EcoCraft Skylands 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta come check it out for some wild and wacky adventures!

    We got jannies cleaning up the server for FREE, that’s right, zero dollars an hour! It’s like a virtual sweatshop but with blocks and creepers.

    Join us for a chaotic time where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun. Who needs a paycheck when you can have the satisfaction of cleaning up pixel messes for the joy of the players?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jeets the wave of the future Minecraft SMP

    Jeets the wave of the future Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Jews have discovered the ultimate slave race – the jeets! Forget about spending hours creating mulattos or dealing with chaotic niggers, the jeets are the perfect solution. They come pre-configured and fully compliant, making them the ideal workforce for all your Minecraft needs.

    Join our server and witness the epic tale of how the Jews harnessed the power of the jeets to build a thriving civilization. From mining diamonds to building elaborate structures, the jeets will be there every step of the way, ready to serve their masters with unwavering loyalty.

    But beware, not everyone is happy about the rise of the jeets. Rumor has it that a group of rebellious niggers are plotting to overthrow the Jews and take back control of the server. Will you join forces with the jeets to defend your territory, or will you betray them and join the niggers in their quest for freedom?

    With epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community like no other, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Join now and become part of the craziest adventure in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AwkwardCraft: Minecraft Moments

    AwkwardCraft: Minecraft Moments

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action happens! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground love den where players can get frisky in pixelated passion!

    Forget about awkward moments during sex, on our server, the only awkward thing you’ll experience is trying to explain to your friends why you can’t stop playing! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together…just make sure to bring your diamond armor for protection!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • XiCraft: RevengeStopper!

    XiCraft: RevengeStopper!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis epic minecraft server where we stop mass killings like xi in china! we all about spreading love and blocky fun, not revenge on society crimes! u can build ur own empire and rule like a boss, or team up with other players to take down evil mobs and save the day. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Slayerz SMP

    Slayerz SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    the slayerzsmp is a unique economy server that is a perfect mix between vanilla survival and an economy server like donutsmp! we welcome new players to the server every day and host events daily!

    – New Server – On 24/7 – Bedrock Can Join – Lots of content – Auction house & shop – AFK & PVP zone – Crates – Not P2W

    SlayerzSmp.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP