Raiders of the Pixelated Realm – Minecraft SMP

Stopped, pixelated, Alrite crew, here, Yall

New Minecraft Servers

Alright you crazy bunch of blockheads, welcome to our Minecraft SMP! We only accept players who can speak Elven-tongue and are certified Watermellons. Why Watermellons, you ask? Well, legend has it that only those who can balance a watermelon on their head while building a house out of diamond blocks can truly succeed on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. If you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be unlimited diamonds).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic builds, and maybe even a few watermelon hats along the way. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary Watermellon of our server!

Tiny Bites Realm 1.20.5

healthy portions, healthy lifestyle, eating habits, healthy choices, healthy habits

Join our Minecraft server where we eat smaller portions of virtual food because apparently fatties can’t figure it out in real life.

We offer 75% goyslop of the highest degree but in tiny portions, so you can still get your virtual nutrients and fiber.

It’s like a virtual diet plan, but with blocks and creepers.

Come join us and question your reality while building pixelated wonders and avoiding virtual hunger pangs.

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PartyBetrayedNKorea

communism, political intrigue, War, Ukrainian forces, intelligence

so, liek, u kno how ukraine and north korea r like, not bffs? well, get this – sum ukrainian forces found a diary of a dead north korean soldier and they were like “omg, we gotta tell the world about dis!” so they published it. but get this, the diary was all about how the soldier betrayed his own party and was like, “lol screw u guys, imma do my own thing.” it was cray cray, man. so if u wanna join a minecraft server as wild and unpredictable as this story, then come join us! we got crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some diary readings if u lucky. so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

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BlockyToy Story IceAge Server

pixar, Nostalgia, Film restoration, classic CGI movies, Story

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in ur face but in a good way. our server is so lit, it’s like if Steve and Alex had a baby and it was a diamond-encrusted unicorn.

we got crazy builds like a giant toilet that actually flushes and a rollercoaster made out of lava. our community is tighter than a pig in a minecart, we got each other’s backs like a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

join us and become part of the most epic adventure since Herobrine tried to take over the world. we got mini-games that will make u pee ur pants with excitement and events that will blow ur mind like a TNT explosion.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s create some memories that will last longer than a stack of obsidian blocks. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Oceanic Stones 1.21.1

Oceanic, fan favorite, Stand, jojo, long-running series

Yo, bro, have you ever wanted to experience the epicness of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure in Minecraft form? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine battling stand users, exploring bizarre landscapes, and uncovering the mysteries of Part 6 in all its glory.

Join our server and be part of a community that is as wild and unpredictable as a Jojo fight scene.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a true Jojo fan and experience Part 6 like never before.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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FloatCraft Solar Power

developing countries, FloatCraft, water scarcity, desalination, floating solar still

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a floating solar still that does all the cool stuff like turning salt water into drinkable water AND making electricity! like, whoa dude, that’s some next level eco-friendly tech right there. we’re basically saving the world one block at a time.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with nothing new to offer, then come hang with us and witness the magic of our refractory plasmonic material based floating solar still. it’s like something straight out of a sci-fi movie, except it’s real and it’s in minecraft.

so why wait? join us now and be a part of our crazy adventure to make minecraft a better place for everyone. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover some hidden treasures along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and let’s do this!

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Raiders of the Pixelated Realm – Minecraft SMP

Tiny Bites Realm 1.20.5

PartyBetrayedNKorea

BlockyToy Story IceAge Server

Oceanic Stones 1.21.1

FloatCraft Solar Power