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BrainLack SuicideCraft

brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain mapping, brain networks, brain regions, BrainLack, cognitive function, cognitive processes, emotional processing, emotional regulation, mental health, mental health disorders, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroscience, Psychological Factors, research study, sensory processing, suicidal behavior, Suicide risk, SuicideCraft

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got brain damage galore? our players got a lack of connections in their brains dat make dem do some wild sh*t in game. we got over 500 peeps playin and dey all got decreased brain connectivity across 86 brain regions. it’s like playin minecraft on hard mode cuz u never know what crazy stuff dey gonna do next. join us if u wanna experience da ultimate brain damage adventure in minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

🍓 FunnyMC 🍓 Survival, BedWars, Grif ▶️ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, arena for clan battles, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clans, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, grif, Hangout, Hidden gifts, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, holiday beach, Honest donation., Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Prostitutes, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Vulture, world of donators

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FunnyMC server on version 1.8 – 1.21+

— Survival, Vulture, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, MurderMystery

— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, holiday beach, prostitutes

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

IP – play.FunnyMC.net

Website: https://mcfunny.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/funnymc

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	5604
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sociopaths R Us Minecraft Server

Gender Roles, idolization, joker type characters, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, murder, Psychology, Server, societal behavior, societal expectations, societal impact, societal influences, societal issues, societal norms, societal trends, societal values, Sociopaths, toxic masculinity, violence, Violent behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is run by a bunch of joker-type characters who love to murder and be violent towards others! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder as you never know when someone might come up behind you with a diamond sword. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous prankster on our server!

Forget about toxic masculinity, on our server, it’s all about toxic Minecraft-ity. So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs (or screams, depending on how you look at it).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	556832
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Magic Items Found:	7829
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Wrestling Master Minecraft SMP

Master, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, wrestling, wrestling championship, wrestling competitions, wrestling culture, wrestling entertainment, wrestling events, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, Wrestling Matches, wrestling moves, wrestling promotions, wrestling rivalries, wrestling superstars, wrestling techniques, Wrestling training, wwe

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we settle all our disputes with epic wrestling matches! That’s right, forget PvP battles, we settle everything in the ring like true warriors.

Our server is home to the most insane wrestling matches you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From Creeper vs Enderman showdowns to Skeleton vs Zombie cage matches, you’ll never know what to expect next. And if you think you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft wrestler, then come on down and show us what you’re made of.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground wrestling league where only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the reigning champion, but who knows what other mysterious creatures lurk in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a match.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, then join our server today and get ready to rumble like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JealousCraft: Love Triangle

Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Disrespect, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, girlfriend drama, Insecurity, JealousCraft, Jealousy, love, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Self Respect, social situations, toxic behavior, Triangle, trust issues, unhealthy relationships, wedding drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: you’re at a party before your friend’s wedding and some guy decides to hit on your girlfriend. But fear not, because you step in and show him who’s boss by staying by her side all night. The next night at the wedding, your girlfriend talks smack about him all night long, and you both bond over how much of a sleazeball he is.

But wait, it gets better! During the after party, your girlfriend decides to approach him herself (with you awkwardly sandwiched between them) and guess what? He hits on her AGAIN! Cue the drama as you try to keep your cool while she gives you attitude for not being in the party mood.

And the cherry on top? She ends up blaming you for making her upset and suggests breaking up because of your “mean” behavior. But don’t worry, it’s all just a part of the wild ride that is our Minecraft server. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where relationships are tested and drama is always on the menu.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8716
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Skillz2Thrillz – Minecraft SMP

challenge, Character building, Continuous Improvement, Dedication, determination, difficult skill, growth, hard work, learning, life lessons, Minecraft, never giving up, overcoming obstacles, patience, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, skill acquisition., Skillz2Thrillz, smp, trial and error

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic races through lava-filled caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just try to build a house without them stealing your blocks or teleporting you into the void!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Trust us, you won’t find a more challenging or entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyLove: The Key to Happiness

Commitment, compromise, CraftyLove, emotional connection, forgiveness, growth together, Happiness, healthy communication, Honesty, Intimacy, key, long term relationship, love, loyalty, mutual respect, Partnership, patience, quality time, strong foundation, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

The key to a long and healthy relationship is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found their soulmate while building a pixelated castle together. They lived happily ever after, mining diamonds and slaying creepers side by side. So if you’re looking for love, adventure, and a whole lot of blocky fun, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ElecCraft EU-Tariff-Free GermLand

Automotive Industry, Chinese, Competition, decision, Economy, ElecCraft, electric vehicles, EU, european union, EUTariffFree, export, germany, GERMLAND, global trade, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market, opposition, Politics, Tariffs, Trade, Voting

Haha, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs that fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that moo in perfect harmony.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Germany is voting against EU tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles just to get in on the action. That’s right, Angela Merkel herself said, “I gotta get me some of that sweet, sweet Minecraft madness!”

So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch would be jealous. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ancient Rock Microbe Mine

2 billion years old, Ancient, Ancient discovery, ancient life, ancient rock, discovery, earth’s history, geology, groundbreaking discovery, living organisms, Microbe, Microbes, microbial evolution, microbial fossils, microbial life, microbial research, microbiology, oldest example, researchers, Rock, rock formation, Science, scientific breakthrough

Yo, imagine you join dis Minecraft server and you find living microbes in a 2-billion-year-old rock! Like, what even?! It’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a totally awesome way. Join us and uncover the mysteries of ancient life while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s rock this server together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Iperios: Where we fight over blocks and pretend it’s important. Whitelist only!

Active support, beginner kit, blocks, Buildings, CrazyEnchants, Discord, Enchants, Essentials, Expansion, facebook, Fight, Government, Griefprevention, important, income, Iperios, Laws, Plugins, PRETEND, Ranks, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, spawner, Starter Kit, Whitelist

Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Read the message in #info-new-players for ip and starter information.
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ

How can I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions given by the staff. You will be able to establish your own form of government, laws, and ranks within your nation.

What are Geopolitical resources in the game?

Geopolitical resources are resources that can be conquered in-game, providing income for the expansion and development of your nation. These resources are essential for gaining geopolitical power and conquering new territories.

What plugins are available on the server?

The server features several plugins including Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants. These plugins enhance gameplay and provide additional features for players.

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join the discord and request a whitelist. The server IP and starter information can be found in the #info-new-players channel. Once whitelisted, a staff member will guide you and provide a beginner kit to get started.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mines Excavated:	4837
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3082
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th Anniversary Theme Song, Character Teaser, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, Teyvat’s Special Delivery, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen Web Event

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Nether itself! Join now for a chance to forge your own name like Xilonen, the Name Forging Master!

We’ve got more updates than a villager’s trade menu! Check out our latest version 5.1 trailer, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn.” It’s hotter than a blaze in a desert temple! And don’t miss our 4th Anniversary Theme Song, “Passing Memories” by Faouzia. It’ll make you feel all the feels, just like when you accidentally hit a wolf in the woods.

But wait, there’s more! Join our Xilonen Web Event, “Urgent Orders,” where you’ll have to fight off hordes of zombies to save the villagers. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery.” It’s crazier than a creeper party at a TNT factory!

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. They’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches that will leave you breathless. And with our weapon banner, featuring the Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning, you’ll be slicing through mobs like a hot knife through butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use our redeemable codes for Primogems and other epic loot! Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider! See you in the game, and may your diamonds be forever shiny!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	127
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Star Shards Collected:	123	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

COLE PALMER Minecraft SMP TO PLAY AT LEFT BACK – ENGLAND MANAGER

challenge, Cole, Cole Palmer, Competition, Development, england, English, football, International, left, LEFT BACK, Manager, Minecraft, Palmer, Play, player, Position, Potential, prospect, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, TEAM, TRANSFER SECTOR, Young Talent

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new cow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, that chest was cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen appeared and started chasing them around the server, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they went. It was a wild ride, but that player eventually defeated the pigmen and became a hero among the server community.

So, if you want to experience crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even uncover some cursed loot, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	4575	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

UpsettingPeopleMC SMP

aggravating actions, anger inducing activities, angering behavior, annoying behavior, causing displeasure, causing frustration, controversial actions, controversial choices, enraging behavior, frustrating behavior, inciting anger, inciting controversy, infuriating actions, irritating behavior, offending others, provoking outrage, provoking reactions, smp, stirring up trouble, upsetting actions, upsetting behavior, UpsettingPeopleMC

Are you tired of being a boring, law-abiding citizen in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to steal your neighbor’s diamonds, prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens, or start a llama army to take over the server. The possibilities are endless when you’re part of our crazy community.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim all the riches for yourself? Or will you team up with other players to uncover the mystery together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mines Excavated:	3299
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyCreeperz

alternative perspectives, challenging norms, conformity, controversial, CraftyCreeperz, critical thinking, cultural norms, messed up, nonconformity, normal, questioning norms, Rebellion, social constructs, societal conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where everything is hilariously messed up in the best way possible!

Ever wanted to ride a chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Our chickens are equipped with diamond armor and are ready to take on any foe.

Think mining for diamonds is too easy? Try mining for exploding watermelons instead! Watch out for those sneaky melons, they’ll blow up in your face if you’re not careful.

And don’t even get us started on our zombie villagers. They’ve formed their own village and are throwing wild parties every night. Join them for a dance-off or try to steal some of their loot, if you dare.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TokyoCraft: No Customer Abuse Minecraft Server

Abuse, abuse prevention, city ordinance, consumer rights, consumer safety, Customer, customer abuse, Customer Protection, customer rights, Customers, Japan, japan news, Japanese law, Legal Measures, legislation, Minecraft, ordinance, Protection, RIGHTS, Safety, Server, TOKYO, Tokyo government, Tokyo news, TokyoCraft

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, Tokyo just approved dis ordinance to prevent abuse by customers in Japan’s 1st! like, u don’t wanna be abused by customers, right? so come join us and build ur own safe haven away from all dat craziness. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the abuse by customers gets outta hand!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Potions Brewed:	139
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Animals Bred:	114