RaffleCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Magic Items Found:	8893
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family fun and epic raffles! Just like the dad in this story, you never know what surprises await you when you join us.

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with $4,500 worth of diamonds! And just like Fred winning the raffle, you could be the lucky player to strike it rich.

But beware, just like the dad in this story, you may have to make some tough decisions. Will you share the wealth with your fellow players, or keep it all for yourself? The choice is yours, but remember, karma is real even in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So come join us on our server, where every block you break could lead to a fortune beyond your wildest dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next lucky winner in our epic raffle events. See you in the game!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

50th wedding anniversary, BabyBlock, extended family, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family trip, family vacation, financial concerns, giving birth, Grandparents, honoring commitments, last vacation, maternity leave, Minecraft, mixed opinions, new baby, older grandparents, postpartum travel, Server, travel plans, travel restrictions, travel with baby

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7750	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	36	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone pressuring you to travel across the country with a newborn baby. In fact, we encourage you to stay home and take care of your little one while enjoying some virtual adventures with us.

Forget about hoping for your baby to be born late just to make a family vacation work. Instead, join us and let your baby arrive right on time without any unnecessary stress or drama.

Our server is filled with understanding players who won’t judge you for putting your family’s needs first. Plus, there’s no need to worry about missing out on a “last vacation before they die” – our virtual world is always open for you to explore whenever you want.

So leave the family drama behind and come join us for some lighthearted fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs a beach vacation when you can have endless entertainment right at your fingertips?

NoPicsNoVisitsMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Distance, emotional intelligence, exclusion, family, favoritism, Frustration, Gifts, holidays, in-laws, Jealousy, Kids, neglect, NoPicsNoVisitsMC, parenting, rejection, relationships, Resentment

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mines Excavated:	2627	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park. Imagine a world where your in-laws are constantly canceling plans, giving terrible gifts, and just overall being the worst.

But fear not, because on this server, you can take control and cut off all communication with those pesky in-laws. No more sharing photos, no more inviting them over, and definitely no more going to their house. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this virtual world of chaos.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that your MIL gets jealous when you visit your own family? Talk about a crazy dynamic that will keep you on your toes. Plus, there’s a special bonus feature where your MIL agrees to watch your dog and then backs out last minute. The drama never ends on this server!

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs real-life in-laws when you can have virtual ones that are ten times more entertaining? See you in the game, and remember – family drama is just a click away!

PandemicNostalgia Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, baking bread, family time, Lockdown, mask wearing, mental health, Minecraft, new hobbies, Nostalgia, online shopping, outdoor walks, pandemic life, PandemicNostalgia, Quarantine, remote work, self reflection, silver linings, slowing down, smp, social distancing, staying home, virtual events, virtual happy hours

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Potions Brewed:	94	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	231	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, remember that time during the pandemic when we were all stuck at home and had nothing to do? Well, this server will bring back alllll those memories and more.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes? Yeah, we do that kind of stuff here.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a guy who only speaks in dolphin noises, a girl who can tame creepers with her mind, and a dude who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times. It’s wild, man.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and relive the chaos of the pandemic in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

HappyMinerCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

When they join our Minecraft server! Our server is so full of fun and excitement that even the saddest of players will be laughing their blocky heads off in no time. We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is known for telling the best jokes in the land. So if you want to turn that frown upside down and build some epic structures with a community of hilarious players, join us now!

CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, car accident, car crash, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Christmas market, CrashmasCraft, emergency response, germany, holiday season, injured, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Pedestrians, safety precautions, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, vehicle collision

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	333	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7008	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Villages Defended:	5	Emeralds Found:	5292

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Potions Brewed:	117
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Votes:	7433
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	95
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	3522

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.