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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 907 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant.
Join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a blast and laugh your butt off. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding devices, they’ll blow your mind (literally).