r9k Rejects Minecraft SMP

catching up, criminal, disadvantaged, established wealth, family connections, INEQUALITY, Losers, Marginalized, mental illness, Minecraft, parents divorced, Poor, predicted wealth, r9k, rejects, scraps of bread crumb, single mother, smp, societal expectations, Struggle, Suffering, Support, work extra hard

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being held back by your parents’ divorce or living with a single mother? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where your predicted wealth is cut in half and you’re more likely to be criminal and poor.

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is left behind. We don’t care about your background or mental health issues, we just want you to have a good time and enjoy the game. So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs support from family or connections when you have a crazy Minecraft community to have your back? Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, no matter what life throws at them. See you in the game, losers of r9k!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8447	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Emeralds Found:	3552
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Gods Slained:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	599	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mines Excavated:	1455
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchantments Applied:	223
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	8631	Orbs of Power Found:	5

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7555

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3504
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4505
Crops Grown:	4962	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!