r9k Rejects Minecraft SMP

catching up, criminal, disadvantaged, established wealth, family connections, INEQUALITY, Losers, Marginalized, mental illness, Minecraft, parents divorced, Poor, predicted wealth, r9k, rejects, scraps of bread crumb, single mother, smp, societal expectations, Struggle, Suffering, Support, work extra hard

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being held back by your parents’ divorce or living with a single mother? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where your predicted wealth is cut in half and you’re more likely to be criminal and poor.

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is left behind. We don’t care about your background or mental health issues, we just want you to have a good time and enjoy the game. So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs support from family or connections when you have a crazy Minecraft community to have your back? Let’s build a world where everyone can thrive, no matter what life throws at them. See you in the game, losers of r9k!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Towns Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Star Shards Collected:	222	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	2674

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Buildings Constructed:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	5289
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Enchantments Applied:	86	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3424
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Items Found:	4218
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?