Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Chimeras Created: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8510
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 249 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9238 Dragon Eggs Found: 8665
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4131

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 65 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Alien Abductions: 0 New Chunks Explored: 364699
    Mines Excavated: 1058 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Emeralds Found: 4790
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 905
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Ores Mined: 5124
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3898 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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