/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
New Chunks Explored:	882100	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ores Mined:	4912	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Animals Bred:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	57	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Crops Grown:	1072	Falling into the Void:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Animals Bred:	85

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	363465	Gods Slained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3033	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.