R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4898
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Animals Bred:	86

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Farms Harvested:	626
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magic Items Found:	4595	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crops Grown:	1741	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Zombie Dances:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2341	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mines Excavated:	3483	Star Shards Collected:	93
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Buildings Constructed:	42	Star Shards Collected:	169
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Votes:	5693
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	2234

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Void Gems Collected:	39	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
New Chunks Explored:	943953	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!