R34 Queens Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of gamers who are only here for the r34 of video game girls! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, our main focus is on the pixelated babes of the gaming world.

Join us for some steamy roleplay sessions with your favorite video game vixens, from Lara Croft to Princess Peach. Our server is a virtual paradise for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like high-res textures and well-endowed character models.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive mods that turn every block into a seductive scene, so you can get your fix of digital debauchery while crafting to your heart’s content. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our “Strip Mine” challenge, where you have to strip mine in nothing but your birthday suit?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and virtual fantasies. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no real video game girls were harmed in the making of this server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Crops Grown:	7736
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Farms Harvested:	993	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Potions Brewed:	113	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8732	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6384	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	3646
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.