so, like, you should totally join this epic minecraft server because we have like, zero tolerance for haters and burners of any kind, especially quran burners. like, sweden is all over that shiz and we are too. join us and be part of the most righteous and law-abiding minecraft community out there. plus, we have this crazy story about a quran burner who tried to join our server and got banished to the nether realm for eternity. true story bro. so come join us and be on the right side of history. #justiceforquran #minecraftforlife

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

    Sunny Polska Minecraft Server
    Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3893 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3143 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

    Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

    But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

    OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Mines Excavated: 4089
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

    Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors
    yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SoulSteal

    SoulSteal

    Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

    Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

    What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5949 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 22

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

    Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

    Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

    Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

    Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • PuppyPals Minecraft Server

    PuppyPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

    Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

    So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

    GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

    Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

    Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4934 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 261
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7234 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

    DiddyCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 449 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars

    KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a secret russian propaganda center but for gamers? well, this server is like that but way more fun! we got crazy far-right parties in the European Parliament elections, and we even planted disinformation on social media to mess with Ukraine! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and nothing is off limits! come be a part of our twisted world and see where the madness takes you!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Superbug Survival Server

    Superbug Survival Server
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you gotta join this epic server!

    first of all, our server is so dope that even superbugs wanna play on it! yeah, you heard me right, those antimicrobial resistant pathogens are all about that blocky life. they be building houses out of diamond blocks and slaying creepers like nobody’s business.

    not only that, but we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. we’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite armor, and even a dragon egg! if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft boss, you gotta join our server and raid that base like a pro.

    plus, we got the craziest events you’ve ever seen. last week, we had a build battle where players had to create a giant toilet out of obsidian. it was hilarious seeing everyone’s creative interpretations of a toilet in Minecraft. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on our next event!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a superbug along the way. let’s get blocky, baby!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Blue Mtn SMP

    Blue Mtn SMP

    A simple survival server with active staff and grief protections, part of the Blue Mtn Society network! Hosting paid until Sept 2025, backups and startup is automated – Experience no down times.

    > Simple Rules > Optional PVP enabled > Sell mob drops, farmed items, and ores in /shop > No item purchases – All items have been earned by players > Expand your settlement and wage wars with others with /town > Decreased McMMO leveling > No double drops from McMMO

    https://discord.gg/bluemtn

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Evil Within Minecraft Server

    Evil Within Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave adventure, danger, and a touch of evil? Then come join our server, where the mobs are extra spooky and the creepers have a wicked sense of humor!

    Embark on quests to uncover the dark secrets of the world, where haunted mansions and cursed temples await. But beware, for the land is ruled by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    Join forces with other brave souls to battle against the forces of darkness, or go solo and become the ultimate evil overlord. The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience The Evil Within Minecraft server, where every block holds a sinister surprise and every adventure is a thrill ride of terror and laughter!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP

    WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game like normal human beings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7267 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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