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BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Animals Bred:	38
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Star Shards Collected:	205	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ores Mined:	4094
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23
New Chunks Explored:	597723	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

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Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2433	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crops Grown:	5550
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	2388

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	329130
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6371
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ores Mined:	4037	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2