Have you ever heard of someone quitting their job because they found a secret portal to a magical Minecraft server filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers? Yeah, neither have we! But that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server. Join us for a wild ride of epic quests, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will have you saying “I quit my job to play on this server” in no time. So what are you waiting for? Jump through the portal and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Potions Brewed: 171
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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