New Minecraft Servers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic costume designs? Look no further, because our server will have you questioning the meaning of life with our outrageous and hilarious costume designs!

Join us and explore a world where pigs wear top hats, chickens rock sunglasses, and creepers strut their stuff in tutus. Who knows what message they’re trying to convey with these costumes, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be able to stop laughing!

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining costume designs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover the deep, hidden meaning behind a cow wearing a monocle. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GeoffCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    GeoffCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its outrageous and hilarious antics!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, ESG payments to game studios, and drag queen story hour performances that will leave you in stitches. Who needs Kojima’s wasted budget or Angry Joe’s YouTube rants when you can be part of the most epic Minecraft server around?

    Forget about the chuds and boring game ads, because on our server, anything goes. From wild game awards to insane collaborations with WWE superstars and pizza-loving game developers, you’ll never have a dull moment.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with Kevin Nash or Anthony Burch himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pay2PlayCraft

    Pay2PlayCraft

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    Are you tired of hosting parties for your broke friends who can’t even show up on time or pay their fair share? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your party hosting woes behind!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual BBQ party and invite all your friends without worrying about latecomers or freeloaders. And the best part? You don’t have to split the cost of food and drinks because everything is free in the virtual world!

    Say goodbye to disrespectful guests who don’t appreciate your efforts and hello to a community of players who understand the importance of being responsible and considerate. Don’t let one bad apple ruin your party-planning experience – join our server today and let the fun begin!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start throwing the most epic virtual parties without any of the drama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bookworms Minecraft Server

    Bookworms Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the literary masterpiece you’ve been waiting for! Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for hidden book pages scattered throughout the world. And instead of fighting off zombies, you’ll be battling grammar police who are out to correct your spelling mistakes! But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a giant library made entirely out of enchanted books? Well, now you can! So come join us on this wild adventure and let’s turn the page on boring Minecraft servers together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RetroCraft: Where Dial-Up is Ancient History!

    RetroCraft: Where Dial-Up is Ancient History!

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    Remember when everyone used to play Minecraft on those basic servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, those days are long gone, my friend! Step into the future with our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you valuable life advice (trust us, he’s a wise old bird). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    So why waste your time on those outdated servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

    TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

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    so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LegitCraft: Ukraine’s Call, Not Putin’s

    LegitCraft: Ukraine’s Call, Not Putin’s

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    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockbusterBlunders

    BlockbusterBlunders

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    so, like, imagine if you could enter your fave book or movie but in MINECRAFT form. like, you could be chilling in hogwarts with steve from minecraft or fighting zombies with spiderman. this server is like a portal to all your fave stories but with a twist – everything is made out of blocks and you gotta mine for resources to survive. trust me, you’ve never experienced harry potter or avengers like this before. join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CBNcraft: Sleepytime Server

    CBNcraft: Sleepytime Server

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    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like taking a small dose of cannabinol and entering a whole new world of adventure and fun!

    our server is so lit that it will reduce all ur nighttime awakenings and sleep disturbances cuz u won’t be able to stop playing! it’s like a placebo-controlled investigation into the effects of pure awesomeness on ur gaming experience.

    come join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZillaSMP: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with more cannons and brews!

    ZillaSMP: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with more cannons and brews!

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    ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics
    ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
    ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
    As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

    Features:

    • Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
    • A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
    • Lore, which is written through player roleplay
    • Proximity-based voice chat
    • An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
    • Tradable currency and chest shops
    • Cannons
    • Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
    • Real tactical planning and defense building

    More Information:

    To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

    How to Join:

    To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

    FAQ:

    1. Is ZillaSMP a modded server?

    No, ZillaSMP does not require any mods to join. It is a vanilla Minecraft server with custom features and mechanics.

    2. How do I choose a role in ZillaSMP?

    Players are free to choose their own roles on ZillaSMP, such as knight, pirate, viking, lord, or any other medieval-themed role. Roles can also be selected through in-game interactions and roleplay.

    3. Can I form my own kingdom in ZillaSMP?

    Yes, players are able to establish their own kingdoms within the game, complete with land claims, hierarchy, and other medieval elements. This allows for player-driven politics, conflict, and alliances.

    4. Are there specific rules for naval warfare in ZillaSMP?

    While there are guidelines for naval combat, such as the use of cannons on boats and strategic planning, players have the freedom to engage in naval warfare as they see fit. Just remember to follow the server’s rules and guidelines for fair play.

    5. How can I join ZillaSMP?

    To join ZillaSMP, simply join the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided in the ZillaSMP Info channel. From there, you can connect to the server and start your medieval roleplay adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LostCraft Minecraft Server

    LostCraft Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you questioning reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like “Where do you think they are today?” Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Are you ready to dive into a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CoverBabyRape Minecraft Server

    CoverBabyRape Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a baby on the cover of a Nirvana album? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re touching the baby’s penis yourself! Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a 90s grunge band. So come on, dive in and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget your swim trunks, things are about to get wet and wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and fighting off an army of evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else! So why wait? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMogul

    MineCraftMogul

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    Are you tired of living in a boring old world where diamonds are just shiny rocks? Well, come join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing up your house!

    On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride on a flying pig to explore the vast lands, and even have a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks instead of fire.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and live out your wildest dreams of being rich in a Minecraft world like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CopenHitCraft

    CopenHitCraft

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    so, like, you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s so lit that even the danish prime minister got hit by some random dude in the streets of copenhagen! her office was like, “whaaat?!” but then they were like, “oh well, at least we got this bomb-ass minecraft server to play on.”

    come join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we got dragons flyin’ around, unicorns chillin’ in the forest, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers like to bust a move.

    so, if you wanna be part of the danish PM-hittin’, dragon-fightin’, disco-dancin’ madness, then this is the minecraft server for you! come on, what are you waitin’ for? let’s do this!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PunchMeThroughScreenCraft

    PunchMeThroughScreenCraft

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    So, like, you know how sometimes people can be total jerks online? Well, NOT on this server, bro. Why? Because if someone tries to be a meanie, you can just reach through your screen and PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE!

    Imagine the chaos, the hilarity, the sheer awesomeness of being able to physically fight back against trolls and griefers. Plus, think of all the exercise you’ll get from all that virtual punching! Who needs a gym membership when you can just log onto this server and work up a sweat with some good old-fashioned monitor brawls?

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a spoon, and battle evil unicorns with nothing but a carrot for a weapon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken monitors). See you there, champ!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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