QuietCraftJuvenileNoises | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with neighbors who think it’s totally cool to turn your shared balcony into their dog’s personal bathroom? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we promise you won’t find any poop or pee on your virtual balcony!

Join us and escape the drama of real life neighbors who have no boundaries. Our server is a poop-free zone, guaranteed! No more knocking on doors to confront rude neighbors, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

And hey, if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor troubles, our community is here to listen and offer support. We may not be able to clean up actual dog poop, but we sure can provide a safe space to laugh about it!

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of stepping in any surprises left by inconsiderate neighbors. Let’s leave the drama behind and focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and having a blast in Minecraft!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

active living, Aging population, Boost, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia prevention, exercise guidelines, Follow-up study, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, long term benefits, lower risk, Memory Loss, mental health, minecrafty, moderate exercise, neurological disorders, physical activity, public health, research findings, vigorous exercise

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	1485
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	620	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3057
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Zombie Dances:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	121	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	157
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3380
Votes:	6176	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Votes:	9776	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!