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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1863 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers instead of clowns.
once, there was dis dude who found a secret diamond cave on our server. he thought he was all slick and stuff, but then he got ambushed by a pack of zombie chickens. it was hilarious, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher.
so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for those sneaky zombie chickens, they’re always up to no good.
