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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5114 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
so, like, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz, like, it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with creepers instead of clowns.
once, there was dis dude who found a secret diamond cave on our server. he thought he was all slick and stuff, but then he got ambushed by a pack of zombie chickens. it was hilarious, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? yeah, it’s totally safe, trust me. just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher.
so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for those sneaky zombie chickens, they’re always up to no good.
