HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WACKY THAN A HYENA LATRINE ON A QUICKSAND TRAP? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO THE LATE EARLY PLEISTOCENE!

IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR HOUSE AMONGST MEGAHERBIVORES AND HYENAS DOING THEIR BUSINESS EVERYWHERE. IT’S A REAL PARTY, I TELL YA.

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A TIME-TRAVELING MEGALODON WHO’S JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR MINECRAFT LIFE. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE HYENAS AND QUICKSAND, RIGHT?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
Secret Passages Found: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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