New Minecraft Servers

Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

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Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • SpotlessCraft

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    SpotlessCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Vaginal Microbe Madness

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    Vaginal Microbe Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

    u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

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    Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

    We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

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    No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SurvivalState Network

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    SurvivalState Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name SurvivalState Network
    Server Type Minecraft Towny
    Version 1.21.1
    Features

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    What is Towny on this server?

    Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

    How long has the server been open?

    SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

    What is the server’s Discord?

    Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

    How can I join the server?

    You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP